welcome to my yeet and greet
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LDN
one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
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in any language, we know this pain
this is fucking funnier in spanish
Fake pockets: THE STRUGGLE KNOWS NO LANGUAGE OR BORDER
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Cats That Don’t Care About Your Personal Space
Accurate portrayal of my life.
“Cats are cold and aloof” say people who have never actually interacted with cats
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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck
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My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
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I mean…
Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think I won’t sit in the theatre for 4 hours???
You fools. I’ll bring dinner.Â
Producers: you can’t possibly be able to watch 4 hours of black panther
Me: *shows up with food and blankets* you underestimate my power
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